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The Ice Cream Diet

I recently started a brand new diet.
It lets you eat ice cream,
you really should try it.

You eat it for breakfast, for lunch, and for dinner,
and in between meals.
It’s really a winner!

It comes with some coupons and a list of their flavors.
They start you with three
that you don’t have to pay for.

And then, they keep sending the rest to your door.
Before you run out, they send you some more.

Here are the flavors that I like the best.
But, beware of unusual side effects.

There’s Blueberry Blush,
and that’s just what it does.
It makes you pee blue
whenever you flush.

The Perfectly Peach
will make your house gleam,
as it gives you the urge
to constantly clean.

The hypnotizing smell
of Honeydew Passion,
gets your man on the go
in that “honey do” fashion.

Another blessed flavor,
Orange Citrus Crime,
makes the kids disappear
so you can unwind.

My poor worn-out husband
thinks I’m addicted.
To the doctor he sends me,
hoping I’d lick it.

“Now, about this
funny ice cream diet,”
says my concerned doctor,
“you shouldn’t have tried it.”

“Why not?”,I opposed
her medical view.
“You’ve gained more weight.
You’re three hundred and two!”

“But I don’t care!”,
the words escaped from my lips.
“I like how ice cream
looks on my hips.”

“My husband is helping,
away my kids flew,
the house is still clean,
and the toilet is blue.

“So what could be wrong
with results like these?”
She paused, and then said,
“Could I try it, PLEASE!!!?

By Dessa Lim

 

Today at lunch time they were giving out free cookies n cream ice cream. It was sooo good, I had two cones of it. Comment below what your favorite type of ice cream is.

MMM MMMMM MAD Lunch

Tomato Girl

My Plate

Just some dudes grubin’

This week we had a lunch for the MAD Academy kids. The food theme was pasta. I couldn’t make up my mind on just on pasta, so I got a little bit of each one. My favorite was pene pasta with delicious red sauce. I gotta say though, the Alfredo wasn’t exactly up to par. I don’t know f it’s just because i don’t usually have Alfredo  but it seemed almost waxy. however, I had the best salad of my life. It had greens, cashews, almonds, and tomatoes dressed with a vinaigrette. Apparently all those flavors come together in harmony  to create one delicious salad. The garlic bread was also superb, there wasn’t any left by the time I got my food, but my friend Kyla let me try some, and let’s just say it was better than the Alfredo. For dessert there as an assortment of baked goods, and a few cups of jelly beans. The cookies were delish, although I’m suspicious that they were store bought, but they were perfectly crispy on the outside and chewy in the center. I had about three cookies and a cup of jelly beans, so I won’t have low blood sugar for a looooong while. Chech out the MAD Acad website here, and comment below what your favorite pasta is!